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May 01, 2004

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Hexico Mexico Over the Hills
Spanish Lady does a kick, a split
A turn around, touch the ground get outta town
Come back (says 6 times)
Sit on a tack OUCH! close your eyes and count to 10
1,2,3... (Better for jump roping)

ali

I went to a chinese resturant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread they wrapped it up in foil and this is what they said said said my name is ida ida ida ida chicken up chicken up pom pom noodle willy wally whiskars my name is elivs presley sittin in the back seat drinkin up pepsi my name is CHEF BOY R DEE KING OF RAVILOIII.

secret persin

what about miss suzie had a tugboat.

ben dover

i went down town to see charlie brown
he gave me a nickele to go buy a pickle, the pickle got sour so he gave me a flower
flowers dead so this is what he said:
down down baby down bye the rollercoaster,sweet sweet baby i will never let u go
catch 'em bye the rollercoaster naughty naughty
jump out the window crazy crazy(ur doing the hand motions on the second part to lemonade country ice)


itsy bitsy soda pop itsy bitsy boo,
itsy bitsy soda pop a boy likes u
not bcuz ur pretty
not because ur sweet
not because u kissed a boy behind a magazine!(ur criss crossing ur legs doing this)

Grace

Ok I know I just posted a comment but I was just reading some of these comments and you have a little kid well most of those were not little kid meteral it's really sad

Grace

I had a little turtle his name was tiny tim I put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim he drank up all the water he ate up all the soap and now my little turtle is sick in bed with a bubble in hi throat and
Miss.Suzy had a baby she named him TinyTim she put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim he drank up all the water he ate up all the soap and now Miss.Suzy's baby has a bubble in his throat Miss.Suzy called the doctor Miss.Suzy called the nurse Miss.Suzy called the lady with alligator purse the doctor said measles the nurse said mumps but bubbles said the lady with the alligator purse

Icepop

Miss suzie had a steam boat
the steamboat had a bell
miss suzie went to heaven and the steamboat went to
HELLo operator
gimme number 9
if you disconnect me
ill chop off your
BEHIND the fridgerator
there was a peice of glass
Miss suzie sat upon it
and it went up her
ASSk me no more questions
tell me no more lies
cuz boys are in the bathroom pulling down their
FLIES are in the meadow
bees are in the park
boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark
the dark is like the movies
the movies like a show
the show is like a TV set
and thats all i really know
i know my ma
i know my pa
i know my sister lost her 18 doller 18 doller 18 doller bra*
my ma was born in england
my pa was born in france
my brother is the one who pulls down his underpants
my mother is Godzilla
my father is KingKong
my sister is the idiot who made me sing this song

* alternite ending:
My mom gave me a nickel
My dad gave me a dime
My sister gave me her boyfriend
And he was Frankenstein

He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floor
He made me wash his underpants
So I threw him out the door

I threw him over London
I threw him over France
I threw him to Hawaii
Where he learned the hula dance.

another one:

i went to a chinese restarat to buy loaf of bread bread bread
the waitor asked me whats my name and this is what i said said said
hi im charlie i know karate
punch you in the body
oops im sorry
dont call my mommy
chinese japinese portigese
freeze everybody clap your hands clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

and...

when pebbles was a baby a baby when pebbles was a baby she used to go like this: wahwah
when pebbles was a toddler a toddler when pebbles was a toddler she used to go like this: wahwah suck my thumb
when pebbles was a schoolgirl a schoolgirl when pebbles was a schoolgirl she used to go like this: wahwah suck my thumb gimme a piece of bubblegum
when pebbles was a teenager a teenage when pebbles was a teenager she used to go like this: wah wah suck my thumb gimme a peice of bubblegum ohh ahh i lost my bra left it in my boyfriends car
when pebbles was a mother a mother when pebbles was a mother she used to go like this: wahwah suck my thumb gimme a peice of bubblegum ooh ahh i lost my bra left it in my boy friends car honey its coming!
when pebbels was a grandma a grandma when pebbles was a grandma she used to go like this: wahwah suck my thumb gimme a peice of bubblegum ooh ahh i lost my bra left it in my boy friends car honey its coming!my boils need numing!
when pebbles had a heart attack a heart attack when pebbles had a heart attack she used to like this: wahwah suck my thumb gimme a peice of bubblegum ooh ahh i lost my bra left it in my boy friends car honey its coming! my boils need nummbing. HELP ME HELP ME!
when pebbles was dead was dead when pebbles was dead she used to go like this: im dead


Robbin Carter

Miss Mary Mack

Miss Mary mack, mack, all dressed in black, black, black with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back, she asked her mother, mother, mother, for 50 cents,cents,cents, to see the elephants, elephants,elephants, jump over the fence, fence, fence, he jumped so high, high, high, up in the sky, sky, sky, he didn't come back, back, back, until the 4Th of July, July, July!!!!

Shalala.

Down down baby I can do karate.
Down down baby I can cut salami.
Down down baby I can call my mommie.
Down down baby I can shake my body.
Down down baby OOPS I'M SORRY. [hit the other persons head.]

Amanda1317

This is how I remember the song...

Ms. Suzie had a steamboat the steamboat had a horn (toot toot), the steamboat went to heaven, Ms. Suzie went to
Hello operater, please give me number nine. If you disconnect me i'll chop off your
Behind the frigerator there was a piece of glass, Ms. Suzie sat upon it and hurt her little
Ask me no more questions tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park Ms. Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark
Darker than the ocean darker than the sea darker than the underwear my mommy put on me...
I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra
Oh hello operator please give me # 10 and if you disconnect me I'll sing this song again! :)

Ashley

1) down in the valley where the green grass grows, there sat (name) pretty as a rose along came (name of someone they like) and kissed him/her on the cheek. how many kisses can (s)he get this week 1,2,3,4...(clapping get quicker as numbers get higher), or use it for jump rope.
2)miss mary had a baby a baby a baby, miss mary had a baby and this is what it said WAH WAH, stir stir mix mix

miss mary had a child a child a child miss mary had a child and this is what it said WAH WAH gimme a sucker stir stir mix mix

miss mary had teenager a teenager a teenager miss mary had a teenager and this is what she said WAH WAH, gimme a sucker, OH AH i lost my bra must be in my boyfriends car stir stir mix mix

miss mary became an adult an adult an adult miss mary became an adult and this is what se said WAH WAH, gimme a sucker, OH AH i lost my bra must be in my boyfriends car, shit i'm having baby stir stir mix mix

Miss mary was a grandmother a grandmother a grandmother miss mary was a grandmother and this is what she said WAH WAH, gimme a sucker, OH AH lost my bra must be in my boyfriends car, shit i'm having a baby AND NOW I'M DEAD

priscilla pouanga

does anyone know all the verses for the tiny tim song...i think it has 7 verses.

Mesmo Cortez

row row row your boat
gently down the stream
throw your *insert person you dislike* overboard
then hear them scream

Mesmo Crotez

This is a messed up version of miss mary mack i read in a book

miss mary mack mack mack
all dressed in black black black
she has a knife knife knife
stuck in her back back back
she can not breath breath breath
she can not cry cry cry
thats why she begs begs begs
she begs to die die die

Bex

I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister with the tie-dye D-cup bra.

My ma gave me nickle
My pa gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend
who kissed me all the time.

He kissed me over London
he kissed me over France
he kissed me over Hawaii while they did the Hula dance.

My ma took back the nickle
my dad took back the dime
my sister took back the boyfriend
and gave me Frankenstein!

He made me wash the dishes
he made me clean the floors
he made me clean his dirty underwear
so I kicked him out the door!

I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him over Hawaii
without his underpants!

chantel

miss molly had a steamboat , her steam boat had a bell toot toot , miss molly went to heaven her steam boat went to hell-o operator please give me # 9 and if you dissconect me ill kick you from behind the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass miss molly sat upon it and broke her big fat ass-k me no more questions, tell me no more lies , the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the city bees are in the park miss molly and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k dark is like a movie a movies like a show a show is like the radio and thats not all i know . I know i know my maa i know i know my paa i know i know my sister with the forty acre bra !

Leyla

miss suzie had a steamboat the
steamboat had a bell ding!ding!miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me ill chop off your behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up there flies are in the meadows the bees are in there hives as miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d a r k d a r k dark dark dark! darker than the oceans darker than the seas darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me i know i know my ma i know i know my pa i know i know my sister with the forty acre bra! my mommy s godzilla my daddy is king kong my brother is the stupid one who made me sing this song!


sarah

hah weird

Jessee

Bumble Bee Song

I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee
OUCH, it stung me!

I'm squishin' up my baby bumblebee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm squishin' up my baby bumblebee
YUCK, it's all over me!

I'm lickin' up my baby bumblebee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm lickin' up my baby bumblebee
OOHHH, I feel sick!

I'm pukin' up my baby bumblebee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm pukin' up my baby bumblebee
EEWWW, what a mess!

Jessee

My boyfriend's name is Sammmie,
he comes from Alabamie.
With freckles on his nose and strawberry curls
and this is how my story goes.
One day he gave me peaches,
One day he gave me pears,
One day he gave me a diamond ring and kissed me on the stairs.
One day as I was walking,
I heard my boyfriend talking,
to a pretty little girl with strawberry curls and this is what he said to her,
I L-O-V-E love you,
I K-I-S-S kiss you,
I L-O-V-E love you,
I K-I-S-S kiss you.
I gave him back his peaches,
I gave him back his pears,
I gave him back his diamond ring and kicked him down the stairs.

rosa and alanna

crack baby mother fucking 2 time bitch
your mama is in the kitchen cooking hot roast tits
your daddys in jail
your brothers on bail
your sistersround the corner saying
PUSSY FOR SALE!!
not to good for kids but ahha

Maxine

3, 6, 9
the goose drank wine
the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
the line broke
the monkey got choked
and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
clap your hands, 1, 2
and sing this little merry tune
my mama told me
if i was goody
that she would buy me
a rubber dolly
my auntie told her
i kissed a soldier
now she won't but me
a rubber dolly

Maxine

3, 6, 9
the goose drank wine
the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
the line broke
the monkey got choked
and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
clap your hands, 1, 2
and sing this little merry tune
my mama told me
if i was goody
that she would buy me
a rubber dolly
my auntie told her
i kissed a soldier
now she won't but me
a rubber dolly

Disney

I learned two versions of this:

Say, say, my playmate...
Come on and play with me...
I have my dollies three...
Climb up my apple tree...
Slide down my rainbow...
Into my cellar door...
And we'll be jolly friends...
Forever more, more, many many more more...
Pick up the candy off the floor, FREEZE!

And the alternate version:

Say, say, my playmate...
I cannot play with you...
My dollie has the flu...
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo...
I have no rainbow...
I have no cellar door...
But we'll be jolly friends...
Forever more, more, many many more more...
Pick up the candy off the floor, FREEZE!

^^ -Current 10th grader

sarah lee

miss lucy had a baby
she named him sonny jim
she put him in the piss pot
to see if he could swim
he swam to the bottom
he swam to the top
miss lucy got excited so she grabbed him by the...
cocktail gingerale 5 cents a glass
if you don't like it you can shove it up your...
ask me no questions
i'll tell you no lies
a man got hit by a bag of shi...
and thats the reason why

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