DotMoms: If my family were a CSS stylesheet

by Mindy

roberts.css

body { color: white;
   size: 4;
   family: Mindy, Logan, Dylan, Daphne;
   background-image: checkered;
   background-repeat: repeat-y, repeat-x;
   margin: slim to none;
   style: inimitable; }

house{ color: #770D-4 clay pebble;
   size: 1450 sq. ft.;
   padding: fiberglass insulation, shake roof;
   family-friendly: mais oui;}

expenses { position: Silicon Valley;
   range: ridiculous;
   display: if you have to ask…;
   padding: for you, special deal today; }

preconceptions { color: #tranpsarent;
weltanschauung: tolerant, principled, slapstick;
   philosophical bent: Thomasian;
   tenderness: consistent;
   grace: 85% }

blockquote { accuracy: 100%;
precision: not so much;
source: here, there, wherever; }

a { color: #transparent;
decoration: some exaggeration; }

a:hover
{ decoration: well, a little, I try not to be overbearing; }

a img{ border: line }

h1_mindy { color: blond, natural;
   size: aspiring to 8, will settle for 10;
   weight: see driver's licence;
   margin: slim to none;
   padding: slight adipose;
   height: 5'9";
   decoration: cursive; }

h2_Logan { color: blond;
   age: born May 1998;
   weight at birth: 7 lb, 2 oz;
   margin: two weeks early;
   padding: moderate adipose;
   height: 19.5 inches;
   decoration: strawberry, right eyelid; }

h2_Dylan { color: blond;
   age: born August 2000;
   weight at birth: 6 lb, 15 oz;
   margin: one week early;
   padding: slight adipose;
   height: 19.25 inches;
   decoration: impish disposition;
   heart failure: imminent;
   myocarditis: viral;
   recovery: complete }

h3_Daphne { color: strawberry;
   age: born February 2002;
   weight at birth: 7 lb, 7 oz;
   margin: one week late;
   padding: little or no adipose;
   height: 20 inches;
   decoration: flaming orange hair;
   ears: elfin;
   domination: complete; }

#menu{ dessert:absolutely;
   top: cherry;
   bottom: vanilla;
   right: now;
   left: none; }

Mindy is a little too geeky for her own good and apologizes for this post to those who don't speak html. She is also a divorced mother who lives in the Bay Area with her three children.