If my family were a CSS stylesheet

by Mindy

roberts.css

 

body { color: white;
     size: 4;
     family: Mindy, Logan, Dylan, Daphne;
     background-image: checkered;
     background-repeat: repeat-y, repeat-x;
     margin: slim to none;
     style: inimitable; }

house{ color: #770D-4 clay pebble;
     size: 1450 sq. ft.;
     padding: fiberglass insulation, shake roof;
     family-friendly: mais oui;}

expenses { position: Silicon Valley;
     range: ridiculous;
     display: if you have to ask…;
     padding: for you, special deal today; }

preconceptions { color: #tranpsarent;
weltanschauung: tolerant, principled, slapstick;
     philosophical bent: Thomasian;
     tenderness: consistent;
     grace: 85% }   

blockquote { accuracy: 100%;
     precision: not so much;
     source: here, there, wherever; }

a      { color: #transparent;
     decoration: some exaggeration; }

a:hover
     { decoration: well, a little, I try not to be overbearing; }

a img{ border: line }

h1_mindy { color: blond, natural;
     size: aspiring to 8, will settle for 10;
     weight: see driver's licence;
     margin:  slim to none;
     padding: slight adipose;
     height: 5'9";
     decoration: cursive; }

h2_Logan { color: blond;
     age: born May 1998;
     weight at birth: 7 lb, 2 oz;
     margin: two weeks early;
     padding: moderate adipose;
     height: 19.5 inches;
     decoration: strawberry, right eyelid; }

h2_Dylan { color: blond;
     age: born August 2000;
     weight at birth: 6 lb, 15 oz;
     margin:  one week early;
     padding: slight adipose;
     height: 19.25 inches;
     decoration: impish disposition;
     heart failure: imminent;
     myocarditis: viral;
     recovery: complete }

h3_Daphne { color: strawberry;
     age: born February 2002;
     weight at birth: 7 lb, 7 oz;
     margin:  one week late;
     padding: little or no adipose;
     height: 20 inches;
     decoration: flaming orange hair;
     ears: elfin;
     domination: complete; }

#menu{ dessert:absolutely;
     top: cherry;
     bottom: vanilla;
     right: now;
     left: none; }

Mindy is a little too geeky for her own good and apologizes for this post to those who don't speak html. She is also a divorced mother who lives in the Bay Area with her three children.

Comments

[Daisy]

Now that is brilliant!

[Robin]

Enjoyed this post--fun!

[fifilaroach]

Girl, you crack me up. How do you have time to think this stuff up?

[GreyDuck]

That was all quite adorable, right up to the #menu section at which point I laughed my damned fool head off, if you'll pardon the hyperbole.

"right: now; left: none;" HAHAHAHA!

Maybe I need professional help. Or, dessert.

[Kim]

That is hilarious!

[sinda]

That was brilliant, Mindy. I can see this making the rounds as a geeky meme.

[Jasra]

That's fantastic!

[Doug]

That's good stuff, Mindy.

To someone who is all too familiar with CSS, it made perfect sense! :-)