The 12 Days of Christmas, Family Style

On the 12th day of Christmas, here's what was facing me:

12 cookies baking
11 cousins coming
10 loads of laundry
9 gifts for wrapping
8 stockings hanging
7 cards remaining
6 siblings squabbling
5 minutes late
4 pots to wash
3 calling friends
2 toddlers tumbling
and a turkey in the oven

Make up your own version of the 12 days and sing it as a family.