Oh me of little faith

I was really disappointed when Gary told me that he and Colter didn't buy me the robe I wanted for Hanukkah because by the time they got to Target it was sold out. It was the only thing I asked for and I was so frustrated that they had procrastinated and I wouldn't even be able to buy the one I wanted for myself. Imagine my surprise when I unwrapped presents and discovered the softest robe in the history of the world. Softer even than the one I'd chosen. Softer than Colter's buttery skin. Softer than my cat's fur. I'm wearing it for the first time now and feel like I'm in a baby's blanket, wrapped in the love of a very sneaky family.